Things not to do when anyone's watching...

This is from the old blog - dragging a few things over that were important enough not to leave behind. Yes, I do think this was worth bringing - draw your own conclusions....


This one doesn't come anywhere near the top ten of things not to do in front of children (unlike say, genocide which is probably at number one) but as Jeeves might say "I couldn't advise it Sir." Accordingly, the following instructions should come with some sort of warning or qualification. They don't.

1. Prepare to cook fish.
2. Use aerosol olive oil to grease pan.
3. Accidentally make brilliant flame.
4. Deliberately make brilliant flame.
5. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.*
6. Cook fish, wondering how the stove got so oily.

*Yes, it IS still fun after the fourth go.